"captain america 2"???? more like i’m gonna fucking murder you, just let me do this backflip first: the movie
the dude on the end with no phone is literally me
when a straight person contaminates ur linens
If that said “when a gay person contaminates your linens” there would be the biggest shitstorm going on
"so how long have you been on tumblr"
*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*